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If your reading this, it means your no longer alive.

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narf109

Depressed

Posted by narf109 Aug. 22, 2009 @ 9:08 PM EDT

Say something clever or insulting to cheer me up.

Edit: lawlz on the comments, thanks random peeps.

Updated: 08/23/09 6:13 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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27 Comments

Aug. 22, 2009 | 9:10 PM UltraPitchFork says:

Leave your thoughts about: Depressed

Aug. 23, 2009 | 5:57 PM narf109 responds:

Thoughts: Needs more alcohol


Aug. 22, 2009 | 9:15 PM flamingninja24 says:

Ok! Here is a bad pokemon joke!
Cheer up Emo kid. You're now able to use "Cut" outside of battle.

Aug. 23, 2009 | 5:57 PM narf109 responds:

I always thought itwas dumb that charizard could use cut.


Aug. 22, 2009 | 9:29 PM TheReno says:

Whats the word insulting? Its not in anything and theres no sultan around when you say it!

Jerry do it for ya?

Aug. 23, 2009 | 5:58 PM narf109 responds:

blarg


Aug. 22, 2009 | 9:36 PM TurkeyOnAStick says:

Warriors! Come out ... and ... playyyy!!!

Aug. 23, 2009 | 5:58 PM narf109 responds:

wooot


Aug. 22, 2009 | 9:47 PM likitty says:

wow. your lucky i have depression. i get depressed more then normal

Aug. 23, 2009 | 5:58 PM narf109 responds:

I'm lucky you have depression?


Aug. 22, 2009 | 9:53 PM HolyPeanuts says:

Put that frown upside down!

Aug. 23, 2009 | 5:59 PM narf109 responds:

):

am i doing it right?


Aug. 22, 2009 | 10:04 PM Horun437 says:

Purple polar bears DO EXIST, listen not to the ignorant assholes of the world, my friend.

Aug. 23, 2009 | 5:59 PM narf109 responds:

A purple polar bear is a drowning polar bear.


Aug. 22, 2009 | 10:04 PM pieman123 says:

i like cats

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:00 PM narf109 responds:

i like pussy too


Aug. 22, 2009 | 10:05 PM RubberNinja says:

You have pretty eyes.

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:00 PM narf109 responds:

you don't


Aug. 22, 2009 | 10:36 PM MCLOU337 says:

dude make another colab all other were awsome :D

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:00 PM narf109 responds:

not happening


Aug. 22, 2009 | 10:44 PM m103904 says:

about what

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:00 PM narf109 responds:

about what?


Aug. 22, 2009 | 10:58 PM Kevin says:

I enjoy your flash work.

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:01 PM narf109 responds:

I enjoy chocolate milk


Aug. 22, 2009 | 11:28 PM RandomGuy2021 says:

HAHAHAHAHA suck it trebeck!

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:01 PM narf109 responds:

yes


Aug. 22, 2009 | 11:41 PM daedraslayer229 says:

Hey! Here's something that'll cheer you up. *BANG*

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:01 PM narf109 responds:

ouch my foot


Aug. 22, 2009 | 11:53 PM Fallenswordman says:

Vagina Boob. Clever enough for ya?

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:02 PM narf109 responds:

Only if u've never seen either of those. Chances are good.


Aug. 23, 2009 | 12:23 AM YoinK says:

One time at band camp....

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:03 PM narf109 responds:

i had sex with a girl that went to band camp... no lie.

She also went to bible camp.

Updated: Aug. 23, 2009, 6:13 PM

Aug. 23, 2009 | 12:58 AM Frequentflyer says:

There are many people that are better then you at pivot... you suk lol

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:03 PM narf109 responds:

i agree


Aug. 23, 2009 | 1:38 AM Nin10doGmr88 says:

EAT

MOAR

CHEMICALS!!! C:

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:03 PM narf109 responds:

U mean like acid?


Aug. 23, 2009 | 2:48 AM zeno911 says:

k i hate the chinese i can never win in a stareing constest i never know if they blink or not

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:04 PM narf109 responds:

thats cause them Chinese bitches are too busy sucking me off.


Aug. 23, 2009 | 4:58 AM JakBaronKing says:

The Richest Person in the world is the one...who's pleasures in Life are the Cheapest.

Your eyes are worth more to see than just what's on this screen...

The Grass isn't always greener on the other side... sometimes all Your side of the Grass needs is a little watering and care.

We only have one planet...you may have given up on it...by why should you let your children suffer...and if you are the children...don't you think you should do something about it? Cause if not...then your no better than your parents. And sooner and sooner...the world will become worse and worse...

Good riddance you might say? Well...shame on you...cause life will carry on even if you don't want to...

Even if you somehow devised a way to destroy the entire world...

Time...heals all wounds.

And in time...life can start again.

And perhaps next time...without the bad attitude.

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:05 PM narf109 responds:

I like .... constant.... pause... breaks.....dot..dotdot


Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:05 PM narf109 responds:

http://howtosendreallinks.com


Aug. 23, 2009 | 7:35 AM SciutoAV says:

ive been depressed for 4 years now

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:05 PM narf109 responds:

god hates you


Aug. 23, 2009 | 9:53 AM Magical-Mark says:

Buying new shoes has been known to make people less depressed...try that.

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:06 PM narf109 responds:

Yeah if i was wearing a vagina


Aug. 23, 2009 | 11:08 AM deevvon says:

Wanna borrow my gun?

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:06 PM narf109 responds:

Nah, wanna borrow my condom??


Aug. 23, 2009 | 1:35 PM OBEYxALEX says:

a small joke from my country..

who's running faster then the iraqi with your TV?

- his brother with your DVD player

and also here is a song to cheer you up , friend (on youtube) :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJ YRHA0

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:07 PM narf109 responds:

Was more stealth then a ninja?

A black guy in the dark.


Sep. 21, 2009 | 6:11 PM hijackreaper says:

ur a bitch

Sep. 22, 2009 | 1:02 AM narf109 responds:

no, your my bitch


Dec. 18, 2009 | 4:45 PM jamesbondman says:

faggot

Dec. 21, 2009 | 8:04 PM narf109 responds:

your late, come in my good sir

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